Song Title: Floyd The Barber

Artist: Nirvana

Album: Nevermind (Super Deluxe Edition)

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Lyrics for 'Floyd The Barber'  by Nirvana

Bell door on clanks, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's clutch

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved